Hey, are you crazy? I'm not giving you my laptop! Oh, I'll give it to you for the creampie

You go to a bar with your friends, and when you leave with whores, I feel your pussy

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

Baby, swallow your dick and don't forget your balls and you'll be covered in sperm

Never had a girlfriend? Here, touch your pussy, gain experience

Stop whining that it hurts — swallow your dick, or I'll spank you again

Showing her tits and sucking her dick is how she gets straight A's at the university

Baldy, check out how great my pussy is, and I'm already naked — shall we fuck?

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid

She choked on her dick to get a cum on her tits, but no — all the sperm is on her face

And that's tough! She swallows his dick until it hurts and licks his ass like a whore

She caresses her pussy and strokes her tits — you can tell she wants it on her dick

She says she wants to spin on my dick, even though we are a public

Invited a neighbor to come inside, but he came in from the back door

We'll screw the light bulb in later, I'd rather screw my dick into a tight pussy

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

You asked me out, gave me tea, and now you can fuck me for all you're worth

What a rude girl! She's lying there with her narrow pussy and won't let me have it

How can a cutie like that not cum on her face when she wants cum so badly?

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

You got your dick in your hand, take it and put it in your mouth. Don't forget to show your tits

Yeah, it's good to fuck a guy when you've already jumped on another dick

It's not for nothing that you kept your virginity until this wedding, boss, but you need a job, too